Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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