No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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