I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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