She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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