FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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