so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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