he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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