His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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