at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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