We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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