why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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