he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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