That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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