my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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