OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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