WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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