I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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