3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My vagina just clenched in fear
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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