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I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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