So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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