so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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