There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize
