Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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