I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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