I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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