Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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