And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
My life is pants optional.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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