I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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