Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Your tits are I can't wait for
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
