is your mom at the bar?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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