Dignity is for republicans.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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