We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it hurts more in the daytime
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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