as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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