just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There's always time for handjobs
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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