their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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