I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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