guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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