He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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