Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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