I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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