Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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