she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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