How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
