oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
how does that bad decision feel?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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