Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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