she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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