so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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