Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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