We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster