I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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