do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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