Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
God I need to hump something, right now.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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