I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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