and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Mom said you looked used
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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