im six kinds of drunk right now
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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